Filem - 8Jam

Aku dah tengok filem ni and... ... ... uhmmmmm... ... ...
okay seriously, this film dosent really what you expected from the poster and the trailer...

first of all, 8JAM, i thought maybe dier ada cuma 8 jam untuk selamatkan awek dier yang ntah-aper-name tu dari cengkaman evil man or whatever ke haper.
but NO, 8 jam is actually baki masa yang dier ada sebelum hukuman mati... O___O
and the entire film is about he flashback days before how-de-hel he ended up in jail.

idk. maybe Ahmad Idhman want to make a movie like "riwayat hidup (chronicle)" about seseorang yang end up in jail n dier ceriter kan balik how and why dier masuk jail or per-per ke... idk.

ceriter nye however... ... ... well... i can say its pretty brief...
ceriter nye is about...
a man who is in jail flashback about how and why he got there... .. . n pretty much thats it...
and... to be honest... it kidda reminds me of something... not a movie... but a slot...
OH YE~ slot Cerekarama tv3~ pppppffftttt baru aku ingat~
i guess thats why aku nampak byak yang facepalm'd, sighed, long face mse keluar dari wayang...

n sepanjang 1jam 22min, aku tried to understand this Budiman guy... is he really normal person..? is he a person who traumatized with the past...? or is he just a mentally challenged guy...? and by the time aku dapat understand a lil' bit, dier dah mati.... ... .. .
and to be honest, aku takder masa nak memahami watak utama nye. bukan nak cakap memahami 100% tapi cukup lah sekadar aku boleh cakap:
"yes bro... i know that feeling, bro... i know... (bajet lah manly tears)"
 
berkenaan dengan watak juga,
mungkin aku n korang dah tau siapa watak utama nye (Sam, ye aku tau), mungkin dah tau siapa watak pembantu nye, siapa watak cikgu matematik, watak budak kecik tu or anything... BUT for me, there's satu watak yang mungkin aku n many others yang tak tau...
is...
THAT GUY! That awesome villain guy who wear snow cap! Who's that guy?! What's his name?! What's his background story?! Why he so awesome??!! Is he the guy from the bus who tried to steal that woman's purse...? and also one of the guy from taiko who Budiman made deal with..? AND YET somehow coincidence that he also was in the bus and tried to steal that purse AND SOMEHOW Budiman fight this guy which he dont know that that guy is from that taiko person or....
.....
....
... wait de minute...
..
.
OR HE JUST A STUNTMAN WHO PLAY A ROLL...?!
if the answer is "yes", ppppfffttt well that explained why he dosent talk... MUCH...!

aku tak nak cakap filem ni s**t a** or per-per sebab overall, its just a... pretty yes-no kidda... decent... movie... dosent mean it so, so good.. mungkin korang yang peminat tahap dewa pnyer Sam, you probably dont have problem with this film so go watch it (just GO!!). If you not that kind of fan well.... its up to you.. idk...

its like "hey, ko nak filem aksi? nah amik ko" the end...
IT JUST.NOT. WHAT. YOU. EXPECTED. and you probably (im not saying that you would) gonna be very disappointing ... :(

Sekian, Ini adalah Ayat Dari Sini :)

p/s: braper banyak watak pompuan yang kne b***h slap dalam filem ni? boleh tolong kirakan tak?




aku: "Sam, Sam, Sam, oh hey stuntman~, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, oh hey another stuntman~"

Filem - Mantera

Ok, lesson no.1 for making a movie;
STOP TAKING A SINGER ACTOR

NOTA: aku dah tutup segala pintu-pintu yang menghubungkan filem-filem dari barat masa tengok filem ni.
p/s - aku tak suka filem Transformers.

aku dah tengok filem ni and... ... ... ...
well, sama jugak masa tengok Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa; wat de hel..

tak perlulah cakap pasal CGI or grafik or bla bla bla sebab tau-tau je lah, cap "Buatan Malaysia"
because some people said CGI KRU lagi best dari benda alah ni. but for me,
- satu buat terlalu ter-over-over
- satu buat terlalu keras (tried TOO hard) meh...

and jangan cakap pasal "how the singer-actor act".. because we all already seen that happened; like Jin Notti, Magika etc2.

bila masa tengok filem ni, the only ONE PROBLEM bagi aku ialah jalan cerita-nye.

first, i was like "YEAH"
n then, i was like "haa?"
n "what da...?"
n "how da...?"
n "WHAT?!"
n "JUST LIKE THAT?!"

ada satu babak dimana Tomok kena kejar and kena hentam dengan bebola besi (aka peluru) and selepas BANG BANG BANG PIU PIU PIU KE-BABOOM KERETA TERBABAS and thennnnnnnn... ... ... ... ... ... nothin's happen...
... ... ... uhmmmm y'know aku akan terkencing gila gila bila ada orang yang tak dikenali try to make holes at the back of my body, aku akan pergi buat laporan, aku akan menggigil sepanjang malam, aku akan kurus dalam masa 5min... ... but no, in this case, nothing happen, Tomok sampai ke kolej, and orang tarik motosikal dier, WITH SPACESHIP, in the middle or DAYLIGHT and... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... embekkkkk mooooo miaow quack~

half the time aku tak pasti filem aper yang aku tengok sebab banyak babak untuk Tomok hanya dengan chinta chinta dengan aweks yang baru kenal for like... 2 min..? and masa tu lah aku asyik cakap..  
"mantera mantera mana mantera aku nak tengok robot mantera aku nak tengok Dr. Natasya Pushkin's body aku nak tengok selain chinta aku nak tengok Kaven main basketball..."

AKSI AKSI AKSI n then Ohhh Chinta Chintin Ohhh Chinta Sesuci Embun Ombak Rindu Air Laut Pasang Masin n then Ohhhh Perbalahan Di-Antara Dua Insan Terchinta Yg Terchinta Mengchintai Megi Chintan Ohhhhh

 oh ye, ending-nye bukan macam filem-filem lain oh tidak tidak tidak~ ending-nye just stop begitu saja... ... ... nop, mastermind-nye masih hidup, chairman Western Tech masih hidup, organisasi jahat masih wujud, orang Russia dengan rambut yang PERRGGHHH tu pun masih hidup... ... ... yeap, memang nampak semua nye macam sihat Alhamdullilah... ... ... GOOD JOB, Alliance of Light~ a really good job~

So, thats it.
Mantera... for... ... ... ... uhhhhh idk, peminat CGI?

ini AyaRt Derri Sihni, bye
goreng pisaaaannnggggg goreng pissaaaaannngggg

EDIT: oh ye, ada sesetengah pihak yang mengatakan bahawa ada satu babak aksi dalam filem ni copy bulat-bulat dari cerita anime tajuknye "Karas"..."Karras" "Karaas" dekat-dekat camtu lah.
personally, ntah... idk... aku bukan peminat anime pon.

Filem - Chow Kit

Dah tengok filem ni 2 hari lalu.

And... well… aku tak berapa enjoy sangat. :(

Aku tak boleh nak argue pasal benda ni berdasarkan kisah benar or tak

sebab aku pun tak tau aper yang betul-betul berlaku kat sne.

Personally, aku tak berapa prefer sangat jalan citer yang pertama tuh.

sebab… “really? Just like that?...”

mungkin aku tak tau, mungkin tu suma berdasarkan kisah benar.

But, c’mon, it’s a movie. Bagi interestin tp jangan lari dari jalan citer jauh sgt.

Macam gak citer Titanic. Fan-fan kata (idk, ye kot) perempuan tuh real n kisah dier yang benar.

But, seriously, percaya ker yang bahagian angkat tangan sama2 kat depan kapal, aksi kejar2, n the dramatic death scene? Kolo percaya, well ntah aku tak tau.

orang-orang dewasa berlakon was okey, I guess

but the kids… well… ‘baik’ sangat? Idk.

mungkin banyak pelakon yang ikut skrip bulat2.

aku assume ble tgok citer macam ni maybe dialog nye free style n also the camera,

tapi sebahagian nye je.

Transition dari satu babak ke satu babak always be fade in and out…

Dan personally tiap kali ada benda tuh, I be like “urrrgghhh”… “AARRGGHHH”…

Aku pun tak tau mula2 naper ada 2 cerita dan style nye berbez..-aaaahhhhhhh i see... 2 orang direktor rupanye..... mhmmm...

Itu dia, filem Chow Kit, for… idk… untuk orang yang nak tengok?

iNi ArDarLah AYart DarRi SinNi.

Bunohan

sebelum tu aku nak cakap, aku tak kan cakap filem ni best or tak best. reason? read...

first, this movie is so... so... so... uhmmmmm.. susah nak cakap.
i mean, its not bad. no.
its really... really... uhhhhhhhhh.....

OK, korang ada pernah tak tengok lukisan-lukisan surealism n abstark camtu?
every piece ada meaning-nye tersendiri dan audien sendiri yang buat kesimpulan.
that this movie.
and like that movie dimana yang nampak jahat tapi baik giler tapi yang baik cam setan yang tamakkan harta pusaka.

i mean, i got no problem dengan filem-filem abstark camni. : C
i just suck at it. aku tak berapa geti nak interpret benda-benda abstark.
aku sendiri yang merupakan orang seni pun susah nak interpret seni-seni abstark. aku selalu mintak tolong pensyarah aku.

and i think the cinematography nye menarik / beautiful and nampak GAH ngah kaler-kaler terang gelap and contrast. and the acting sungguh bersahaja and tak terlalu lebih-lebih (like OTHER MOVIES).

jalan citer nye agak boleh ikut. cme aku nih jenis bahasa baku. so, aku agak ter-distracted ngan loghat pantai timur....

Thats it; maybe penggemar filem-filem yang ada unsur seni sureal / abstark / ekspresionis etc. and like none-tradisional film, maybe should check this one out. : )


ini adalah Ayart Darri Sihni : ) salam, boh~

Filem M'sia: Sumpahan Kum Kum

kum... kum... kum... kum... HACHOMM!!

Aku yakin, diorng memang dah ketandusan idea.

alih-alih, filem seram wuuuuuuu..

alih-alih, filem seram komedi wuuuuuu..

alih-alih, filem yang half-a** with half-baked ideas wuuuuuuu..

Is just the exact same film like the others!...

"wuuuuu aku akan bla bla bla hapuskan bla bla bla keturunan mu wuuuuu.."

c'mon lah, you guys can do better than that.

paling da fuk sekali mse scene bukak pintu tuh.

i mean, seriously, SAPER GAK YG NAK BUKAK PINTU CAMTU LAMA??!!

and, PE KNE NGAN ORANG YG KETUK PINTU TUH??!! TAK JAWAB SALAM PUN!!

no serious, EVERY horror movies were like that...

n half the time, aku banyak KETAWA.

satu lagi, aper jadah kena nye ngan tajuk dier?? Kum Kum?! Assalammualaikum kum kum kum..??!! WAT DA F...! aku pikirkan ada kaitan ngan hantu tuh ngan sumpahan bla bla bla tuh! but NO, nothin. its just "Assalammualaikum kum kum kum..."...

kolo ye, npe tak:

"hantu tu tu tu..." or,

"suspen pen pen pen..." or,

"roti canai nai nai nai..."

Kolo ya sumpahan yang ada tu mmg betul sumpahan kum kum, HOW THE HELL WE WILL KNOW??!!

That is all, its horror, its cliche, AND ITS KUM KUM!!

iNi ArDarLah AYart DarRi SinNi.

Filem M'sia: Songlap

Tiket harga RM10? berbaloi, jang.

Really, kolo peminat cite2 stail Yasmin Ahmad and none-traditional film, this movie is for you.
Mungkin takder lah 100% cam cite Yasmin but the style is almost the same.

n personally, i say yeah, i like this kind of movie :) none-traditional type of movie. n I like this movie too.

Masa aku tgok cite nih, perasaan boring memang timbul tapi perasaan ingin tahu jalan cite dan ending nye and all that yang buatkan aku terus duduk tanpa mengeluh.

AND the acting is pure awesome! even the side characters, they're just awesome!

tapi mungkin aku cuma expecting more pasal ending nye sebab aku memang nak tgok adik-beradik tuh bersatu lagi AND dengan mak diorng.


so, thats it. Peminat none-traditional film, really go and try check it out by yo'self~ :)

ThiS iS Ayart Darri Sihni Yorp.

Filem M'sia: Misteri Jalan Lama

Ok, sebelum tu aku nak cakap; filem nih bergenre pe sebenarnye..? fantasi, seram, aksi, supahnatural, thriller?... idk.

Dah tengok filem nih petang tadi. AND,... personally, im not that teruja... sorry to say.


filem nih bukan the best or the worst pe2. its just macam sungguh tak begitu... begitu... teruja, camtu lah dikatakan.
Sebab, everytime ada certain babak2 yang serius, aku just macam "nop. nop. no. sorry, it never gonna happen. nop sorry. What? durian? nop nop sorry not gonna happen. sorry sorry korang buat serius pun msih nop nop no sorry nop really not gonna happen."
cuz I know diorang memang cuba tapi just macam sikit tak menjadi... :(

tapi serius, bila aku dengar tajuk 'Misteri Jalan Lama', aku tak terfikir lak akan ada perkahwinan bunian, amik alih tahkta raja, pertarungan epik, dan BOT TERAPUNG...

maybe it suppose to be 'Misteri Perkahwinan Nian' or 'Misteri Pertarunagn Misteri Nian Yang Misteri' atau maybe 'Misteri Korang-Untuk-Cari-Apa-Jenis-Genre-Filem-Ni-Sebenarnye-HaHaHa' .. :(


and thats all i have to say; this movie not best not worst JUST not really that... impressive... sorry bro Afdlin..


This is Ayat Dari Sini