Filem - Taikun

Dear TaiKun,
WWWWHHHHHHHYYYYY????!!1!
sincerely, me

aku dah tengok filem nih dan... ... ... shoot me, please...

jalan citer?
y'know, dari tajuk nye, i didnt expect more! i could guess dier ada kene mengene dengan taiko gangster wak lu wak lu or sewaktu dengan nye!
bila masuk untuk 5 min pertama, its immediately about CD/DVD cetak rompak.
pastu, gaduh.
mula-mula, aku pikir:
"oww okey okey dier tunjukkan aper yang terjadi di sebalik citer ni, masalah-masalah n some sort like that. okay okay go on."
TAPI AKU AGAK TERKEJUT BILA UNTUK 40MIN SETERUSNYER ITS JUST CETAK ROMPAK, HASUT, GADUH! CETAK ROMPAK, HASUT, GADUH! CETAK ROMPAK, HASUT, GADUH!!
untuk gaduh kali ke, ntah kali ke-210 agaknye, aku cme nak jerit "STOP FIGHTING!!!"

y'know, masa tu aku suspek dah nmpak pattern nye; jual CD DVD cetak rompak kat kawasan geng lain, hasut itu ini, gaduh, ngadu kat bos, balas balik, gaduh, ngadu kat bos, balas balik, gaduh, settle, jual CD DVD cetak rompak... kalau betul pattern ni sampai habis citer.. well, too late to get a refund, folks...

lepas tunggu hampir 45min just CETAK ROMPAK, HASUT, GADUH, syukur akhir nye dapat tengok babak lain!... which is... spontaneous love scenes... ... ... WHHHAAATTT???!!
"WHOs THAT GIRL?! WHOs THAT GIRL?! WHATs THEIR BACKSTORY?! WHERE THEY CAME FROM?!"
jadi, kte kne terima je; Tai dan Kun ada makwe... ... ... makwe ntah datang dari mne yang dahagakan duit tanpa sebarang latarbelakang dan story... dan nme diorng Cinta dan Mami...? ... .. . .. ... good... .. .

setiap kali Along cakap dengan dialek sleng Cina tuh, aku rse cam ada benda yang cuba nak cabut tulang belakang aku dari mulut aku ke paler hotak aku... .. . itu baru 5min, dan bayangkan yang ITU untuk 1jam 25min seterusnye!
aku tau, aku agak sakit telinga biler tiap kali citer gangster mesti ada wak lu gua taiko abang besar dll. ..
TAPI YANG NI!!!... uuurrrgghhhhhhhh sweet sweet man man momantai...
dan tiap kali Along gaduh, aku cuma agak paranoid sebab nampak cam biler-biler masa je dier boleh kene sakit jantung... :|

lawak nye... just... uhuh...
aku admit ada sesetengah lawak nye yang menjadi tapi KEBANYAKKAN NYE tak.
aku cuma tersengeh 3 kali je, seingat aku.

oh ye, yang paling aku serius nak pecah paler.
like filem Kongsi, diorng asyik gne slogan filem "lu langsi lu mati" dalam citer...
TAPI YANG NI!!!... wow.... aku rse lagi kerap dari Kongsi...!
setiap kali diorng cakap ayat tu, aku dekatkan paler aku kat kerusi depan, gosok mata aku, garuk telinga aku, garu paler aku n pikir "wat hev ai don wif mai RM14.."

ending dier, memang aku rse cam ada orang tembak mulut aku ke hotak gne shotgun!
the twist is, guess what?!, Tai dan Kun is actually police officers~!!! :D .... ... .. . wait...
jadi... diorng ialah anggota polis yang menyamar sebagai samseng untuk tumpaskan 2 geng samseng dan aktiviti CD DVD cetak rompak n lucrah..?
kalau ye, jadi...
- naper Tai jenis yang mata duitan bila nampak duit?
- naper diorng belanja kan duit-duit tu kat makwe-makwe diorng?
- naper diorng berlagak samseng walaupun bercakap sama-sama dalam telefon?
- naper Tai macam beriya-iya ble nak amik 2 pelakon lucrah?
- naper diorng flash back masa Kun pura-pura tikam Tai?
- naper diorng cam bersalah ble anggota polis lain datang?
- naper diorng tak teliti, dokumentasi bukti-bukti sebaliknye dok kira duit jualan cetak rompak?
- (*insert more wat-de-hel stuffs here*)

dan diorng cakap ada nye Taikun 2..?  ... ... .. . siggggghhhhh*...

so, thats it. Taikun....
and i got nothing to say b'cause 50% of my brain cells already dead.. R.I.P dear brain cells... :(

i guess thats why only 3 people in the theater..
  
AyartDarriSihni, bye.

Filem - Sam

aku dah tengok filem ni and... ... well... ... Not.Bad. for first movie, Shafiq :)

aku tau pasal Yusoff is from his Youtube Channel. n nothing more.

n biler aku dengar kat radio yang dier buat filem, "THIS. i gotta see".

Shafiq Yusoff ada style sendiri dalam bikin filem sendiri.

dari mula filem, aku dah expecting something sebab these psychological-thriller films selalunye end up kat person yang least suspected. aaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddddddd  i was right~! BD

jalan cte nye tak terlalu terbelit sangat, its kidda straight-to-the-point kind of film.... well,.. maybe TOO straight-to-the-point... why? Sebab dari yang aku tengok, aku suspek 4 orang yang terlibat... but those other two... satu kurang terlibat n satu lagi tak terlibat langsung, i mean, just look how he looked at Lisa's posterior in the elevator!... DDDAAAAMMMNNNN GUURRLLL!! n maybe boleh buatkan yang sorang lagi tu tak datang kerja ke or anything yang bolehkan audien put all those four guys in the suspect zone. which make it more suspense n MORE INTERESTING YAHHHHH!!!

and ble aku tau antara sorang tu yang buat n yang satu lagi tu as a tool, i said myself;

"... wha-that? O__O" but anyway,...

it got romance (yang pretty sederhana which i didnt even expecting that), humors (yang tak ter-over-over which also i didnt even expecting that), suspense n... they all... seems to be balance through out the entire 1hr30min duration (mostly for the first 30min). and all that is a built up to this one climax of a movie.

the acting is okay, i guess.

n... aku baru perasan (or aku tak)... these whole 'permainan' is based on what motif again? atas cinta or just straight up psycho?

overall, this film, well, not really i can say the best but its interesting enough to make you stay at your sit n try to figure out whats going on, which is a good thing i must say. its not a high art film but what i can really say, aside from the title, aside from number of suspects, aside from, idk, maybe plots etc etc, --->; 

"RM11, worth it."

try it. just Go N' Watch. its watchable.

sekian, ini adalah Ayat Dari Sini

n SelamatHariRayaAidilfitri

SAM, SAM, SAM... serius, aku asyik teringin sangat nak terbalikkan "M" ke "W" jadi "SAW". 

"lets play a game" - Saw

Filem - 8Jam

Aku dah tengok filem ni and... ... ... uhmmmmm... ... ...
okay seriously, this film dosent really what you expected from the poster and the trailer...

first of all, 8JAM, i thought maybe dier ada cuma 8 jam untuk selamatkan awek dier yang ntah-aper-name tu dari cengkaman evil man or whatever ke haper.
but NO, 8 jam is actually baki masa yang dier ada sebelum hukuman mati... O___O
and the entire film is about he flashback days before how-de-hel he ended up in jail.

idk. maybe Ahmad Idhman want to make a movie like "riwayat hidup (chronicle)" about seseorang yang end up in jail n dier ceriter kan balik how and why dier masuk jail or per-per ke... idk.

ceriter nye however... ... ... well... i can say its pretty brief...
ceriter nye is about...
a man who is in jail flashback about how and why he got there... .. . n pretty much thats it...
and... to be honest... it kidda reminds me of something... not a movie... but a slot...
OH YE~ slot Cerekarama tv3~ pppppffftttt baru aku ingat~
i guess thats why aku nampak byak yang facepalm'd, sighed, long face mse keluar dari wayang...

n sepanjang 1jam 22min, aku tried to understand this Budiman guy... is he really normal person..? is he a person who traumatized with the past...? or is he just a mentally challenged guy...? and by the time aku dapat understand a lil' bit, dier dah mati.... ... .. .
and to be honest, aku takder masa nak memahami watak utama nye. bukan nak cakap memahami 100% tapi cukup lah sekadar aku boleh cakap:
"yes bro... i know that feeling, bro... i know... (bajet lah manly tears)"
 
berkenaan dengan watak juga,
mungkin aku n korang dah tau siapa watak utama nye (Sam, ye aku tau), mungkin dah tau siapa watak pembantu nye, siapa watak cikgu matematik, watak budak kecik tu or anything... BUT for me, there's satu watak yang mungkin aku n many others yang tak tau...
is...
THAT GUY! That awesome villain guy who wear snow cap! Who's that guy?! What's his name?! What's his background story?! Why he so awesome??!! Is he the guy from the bus who tried to steal that woman's purse...? and also one of the guy from taiko who Budiman made deal with..? AND YET somehow coincidence that he also was in the bus and tried to steal that purse AND SOMEHOW Budiman fight this guy which he dont know that that guy is from that taiko person or....
.....
....
... wait de minute...
..
.
OR HE JUST A STUNTMAN WHO PLAY A ROLL...?!
if the answer is "yes", ppppfffttt well that explained why he dosent talk... MUCH...!

aku tak nak cakap filem ni s**t a** or per-per sebab overall, its just a... pretty yes-no kidda... decent... movie... dosent mean it so, so good.. mungkin korang yang peminat tahap dewa pnyer Sam, you probably dont have problem with this film so go watch it (just GO!!). If you not that kind of fan well.... its up to you.. idk...

its like "hey, ko nak filem aksi? nah amik ko" the end...
IT JUST.NOT. WHAT. YOU. EXPECTED. and you probably (im not saying that you would) gonna be very disappointing ... :(

Sekian, Ini adalah Ayat Dari Sini :)

p/s: braper banyak watak pompuan yang kne b***h slap dalam filem ni? boleh tolong kirakan tak?




aku: "Sam, Sam, Sam, oh hey stuntman~, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, oh hey another stuntman~"

Filem - Mantera

Ok, lesson no.1 for making a movie;
STOP TAKING A SINGER ACTOR

NOTA: aku dah tutup segala pintu-pintu yang menghubungkan filem-filem dari barat masa tengok filem ni.
p/s - aku tak suka filem Transformers.

aku dah tengok filem ni and... ... ... ...
well, sama jugak masa tengok Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa; wat de hel..

tak perlulah cakap pasal CGI or grafik or bla bla bla sebab tau-tau je lah, cap "Buatan Malaysia"
because some people said CGI KRU lagi best dari benda alah ni. but for me,
- satu buat terlalu ter-over-over
- satu buat terlalu keras (tried TOO hard) meh...

and jangan cakap pasal "how the singer-actor act".. because we all already seen that happened; like Jin Notti, Magika etc2.

bila masa tengok filem ni, the only ONE PROBLEM bagi aku ialah jalan cerita-nye.

first, i was like "YEAH"
n then, i was like "haa?"
n "what da...?"
n "how da...?"
n "WHAT?!"
n "JUST LIKE THAT?!"

ada satu babak dimana Tomok kena kejar and kena hentam dengan bebola besi (aka peluru) and selepas BANG BANG BANG PIU PIU PIU KE-BABOOM KERETA TERBABAS and thennnnnnnn... ... ... ... ... ... nothin's happen...
... ... ... uhmmmm y'know aku akan terkencing gila gila bila ada orang yang tak dikenali try to make holes at the back of my body, aku akan pergi buat laporan, aku akan menggigil sepanjang malam, aku akan kurus dalam masa 5min... ... but no, in this case, nothing happen, Tomok sampai ke kolej, and orang tarik motosikal dier, WITH SPACESHIP, in the middle or DAYLIGHT and... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... embekkkkk mooooo miaow quack~

half the time aku tak pasti filem aper yang aku tengok sebab banyak babak untuk Tomok hanya dengan chinta chinta dengan aweks yang baru kenal for like... 2 min..? and masa tu lah aku asyik cakap..  
"mantera mantera mana mantera aku nak tengok robot mantera aku nak tengok Dr. Natasya Pushkin's body aku nak tengok selain chinta aku nak tengok Kaven main basketball..."

AKSI AKSI AKSI n then Ohhh Chinta Chintin Ohhh Chinta Sesuci Embun Ombak Rindu Air Laut Pasang Masin n then Ohhhh Perbalahan Di-Antara Dua Insan Terchinta Yg Terchinta Mengchintai Megi Chintan Ohhhhh

 oh ye, ending-nye bukan macam filem-filem lain oh tidak tidak tidak~ ending-nye just stop begitu saja... ... ... nop, mastermind-nye masih hidup, chairman Western Tech masih hidup, organisasi jahat masih wujud, orang Russia dengan rambut yang PERRGGHHH tu pun masih hidup... ... ... yeap, memang nampak semua nye macam sihat Alhamdullilah... ... ... GOOD JOB, Alliance of Light~ a really good job~

So, thats it.
Mantera... for... ... ... ... uhhhhh idk, peminat CGI?

ini AyaRt Derri Sihni, bye
goreng pisaaaannnggggg goreng pissaaaaannngggg

EDIT: oh ye, ada sesetengah pihak yang mengatakan bahawa ada satu babak aksi dalam filem ni copy bulat-bulat dari cerita anime tajuknye "Karas"..."Karras" "Karaas" dekat-dekat camtu lah.
personally, ntah... idk... aku bukan peminat anime pon.

Filem - Chow Kit

Dah tengok filem ni 2 hari lalu.

And... well… aku tak berapa enjoy sangat. :(

Aku tak boleh nak argue pasal benda ni berdasarkan kisah benar or tak

sebab aku pun tak tau aper yang betul-betul berlaku kat sne.

Personally, aku tak berapa prefer sangat jalan citer yang pertama tuh.

sebab… “really? Just like that?...”

mungkin aku tak tau, mungkin tu suma berdasarkan kisah benar.

But, c’mon, it’s a movie. Bagi interestin tp jangan lari dari jalan citer jauh sgt.

Macam gak citer Titanic. Fan-fan kata (idk, ye kot) perempuan tuh real n kisah dier yang benar.

But, seriously, percaya ker yang bahagian angkat tangan sama2 kat depan kapal, aksi kejar2, n the dramatic death scene? Kolo percaya, well ntah aku tak tau.

orang-orang dewasa berlakon was okey, I guess

but the kids… well… ‘baik’ sangat? Idk.

mungkin banyak pelakon yang ikut skrip bulat2.

aku assume ble tgok citer macam ni maybe dialog nye free style n also the camera,

tapi sebahagian nye je.

Transition dari satu babak ke satu babak always be fade in and out…

Dan personally tiap kali ada benda tuh, I be like “urrrgghhh”… “AARRGGHHH”…

Aku pun tak tau mula2 naper ada 2 cerita dan style nye berbez..-aaaahhhhhhh i see... 2 orang direktor rupanye..... mhmmm...

Itu dia, filem Chow Kit, for… idk… untuk orang yang nak tengok?

iNi ArDarLah AYart DarRi SinNi.

Bunohan

sebelum tu aku nak cakap, aku tak kan cakap filem ni best or tak best. reason? read...

first, this movie is so... so... so... uhmmmmm.. susah nak cakap.
i mean, its not bad. no.
its really... really... uhhhhhhhhh.....

OK, korang ada pernah tak tengok lukisan-lukisan surealism n abstark camtu?
every piece ada meaning-nye tersendiri dan audien sendiri yang buat kesimpulan.
that this movie.
and like that movie dimana yang nampak jahat tapi baik giler tapi yang baik cam setan yang tamakkan harta pusaka.

i mean, i got no problem dengan filem-filem abstark camni. : C
i just suck at it. aku tak berapa geti nak interpret benda-benda abstark.
aku sendiri yang merupakan orang seni pun susah nak interpret seni-seni abstark. aku selalu mintak tolong pensyarah aku.

and i think the cinematography nye menarik / beautiful and nampak GAH ngah kaler-kaler terang gelap and contrast. and the acting sungguh bersahaja and tak terlalu lebih-lebih (like OTHER MOVIES).

jalan citer nye agak boleh ikut. cme aku nih jenis bahasa baku. so, aku agak ter-distracted ngan loghat pantai timur....

Thats it; maybe penggemar filem-filem yang ada unsur seni sureal / abstark / ekspresionis etc. and like none-tradisional film, maybe should check this one out. : )


ini adalah Ayart Darri Sihni : ) salam, boh~

Filem M'sia: Sumpahan Kum Kum

kum... kum... kum... kum... HACHOMM!!

Aku yakin, diorng memang dah ketandusan idea.

alih-alih, filem seram wuuuuuuu..

alih-alih, filem seram komedi wuuuuuu..

alih-alih, filem yang half-a** with half-baked ideas wuuuuuuu..

Is just the exact same film like the others!...

"wuuuuu aku akan bla bla bla hapuskan bla bla bla keturunan mu wuuuuu.."

c'mon lah, you guys can do better than that.

paling da fuk sekali mse scene bukak pintu tuh.

i mean, seriously, SAPER GAK YG NAK BUKAK PINTU CAMTU LAMA??!!

and, PE KNE NGAN ORANG YG KETUK PINTU TUH??!! TAK JAWAB SALAM PUN!!

no serious, EVERY horror movies were like that...

n half the time, aku banyak KETAWA.

satu lagi, aper jadah kena nye ngan tajuk dier?? Kum Kum?! Assalammualaikum kum kum kum..??!! WAT DA F...! aku pikirkan ada kaitan ngan hantu tuh ngan sumpahan bla bla bla tuh! but NO, nothin. its just "Assalammualaikum kum kum kum..."...

kolo ye, npe tak:

"hantu tu tu tu..." or,

"suspen pen pen pen..." or,

"roti canai nai nai nai..."

Kolo ya sumpahan yang ada tu mmg betul sumpahan kum kum, HOW THE HELL WE WILL KNOW??!!

That is all, its horror, its cliche, AND ITS KUM KUM!!

iNi ArDarLah AYart DarRi SinNi.